thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
chekhov: In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know She read some examples The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit” The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
screamsinsilence527: avengerlicious: So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family. My heart just broke
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one.
becca1357: astudyinadventure: I finally figured out why this season of Doctor Who feels different. Instead of seeing the Doctor through the companion’s eyes, we’re seeing the companion through the Doctor’s eyes. Holy shit!
guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: my life is a lie. “I used to be and...
THAT ONE TIME STEVE IRWIN GOT BIT ON A SHOW AND...
oliveslife: tanglebox: mooneymannyinthesky: overland-frost: BUT THE LADY IS LIKE “… .y… -okay.” ALWAYS REMEMBER. even the puppet backed up crying because of the puppet tho
prussianmaple: suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada? i cried...
the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing
lindsaychrist: ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband. JK...
kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is to be...